Thursday, 23 November 2017
Saturday, 2 September 2017
Man Made - 'Plastic Key to Living' (Official Video)
we plugged in, we lost out,
so much we dumbed down,
plastic key to living
so much we dumbed down,
plastic key to living
Wednesday, 12 July 2017
the man
had an interview a couple days ago. the recruitment agent called me the day before to just talk through the role and also to say that the manager that was interviewing me was hard to hear and mumbled and did not finish sentences. what???!!!.
anyways, i went to the interview and he was exactly right. i had to lean forward every time he spoke and strained to hear what he was mumbling. its one thing to ask someone to speak a little louder, but its awkward to ask someone to speak clearer and pronounce words properly. he spoke like he was a ventriloquist and barely moved his mouth. there were a few times when i did not hear what he said, which explains why i got a call today saying i did not get it.
he was a bit of a dick. he did that shitty thing of asking me an obscure question that he had clearly googled before the interview, about what the minimum required bandwidth is to use VMware Fault tolerance to replicate a 4vCPU machine to another site. i said i did not know, to which he replied i should seeing as i hold the certification. prick.
he then said the answer, which i was not able to hear, and then said, not many people have links that fast anyway. OK. so you just ask me an irrelevant question on a technology that you are not using anyway. what was the fucking point of that?!.
he also kept going on about PCI (payment card industry) compliance and if i had worked anywhere that used it. i said i had not, to that standard specifically, but had worked in plenty of hedge funds and investment banks that were very strict on compliance and security and which were always being audited and checked. he seemed unimpressed and dismissive that other organisations could use their own strict compliance standards that were more stringent that he did.
all that false confidence was all undone later in the interview when he said they still ran windows 2003 and when i asked him if they had extended support and patched it, he said they did not. i asked him if he was concerned about wannacry viruses and other exploits that had recently been used to target servers and he said he was not. ifyour compliance standard allows you to use 14 year old unpatched operating systems them it is fucking weak.
what a dickhead. hope your network gets fucked you patronising obnoxious mumbling prick. you think you are the man, but you aint.
this is class
anyways, i went to the interview and he was exactly right. i had to lean forward every time he spoke and strained to hear what he was mumbling. its one thing to ask someone to speak a little louder, but its awkward to ask someone to speak clearer and pronounce words properly. he spoke like he was a ventriloquist and barely moved his mouth. there were a few times when i did not hear what he said, which explains why i got a call today saying i did not get it.
he was a bit of a dick. he did that shitty thing of asking me an obscure question that he had clearly googled before the interview, about what the minimum required bandwidth is to use VMware Fault tolerance to replicate a 4vCPU machine to another site. i said i did not know, to which he replied i should seeing as i hold the certification. prick.
he then said the answer, which i was not able to hear, and then said, not many people have links that fast anyway. OK. so you just ask me an irrelevant question on a technology that you are not using anyway. what was the fucking point of that?!.
he also kept going on about PCI (payment card industry) compliance and if i had worked anywhere that used it. i said i had not, to that standard specifically, but had worked in plenty of hedge funds and investment banks that were very strict on compliance and security and which were always being audited and checked. he seemed unimpressed and dismissive that other organisations could use their own strict compliance standards that were more stringent that he did.
all that false confidence was all undone later in the interview when he said they still ran windows 2003 and when i asked him if they had extended support and patched it, he said they did not. i asked him if he was concerned about wannacry viruses and other exploits that had recently been used to target servers and he said he was not. ifyour compliance standard allows you to use 14 year old unpatched operating systems them it is fucking weak.
what a dickhead. hope your network gets fucked you patronising obnoxious mumbling prick. you think you are the man, but you aint.
this is class
Friday, 16 June 2017
Sunday, 4 June 2017
Wednesday, 24 May 2017
green light
people stopping their cars in the middle of the street and putting their hazard lights on and blocking all the traffic, just so that they dont have to drag their fat asses an extra 10 meters to walk to or from a shop. so 10 other people get held up. not their problem. this is London and its got a lot of cunts in it.
went round to a friends place to try and sort out some issues they had with their Apple mac. not used a mac in a decade and it reminded me why. they are shit. no wonder they started making telephones, because if they were just a computer company, they would have disappeared long ago. their computers are wack.
went round to a friends place to try and sort out some issues they had with their Apple mac. not used a mac in a decade and it reminded me why. they are shit. no wonder they started making telephones, because if they were just a computer company, they would have disappeared long ago. their computers are wack.
Wednesday, 3 May 2017
beeped at again
drove to the gym 3 times last week. twice in the big new car, once in the little old car. got beeped at in the little car, and not in the big car.
the person behind me was annoyed that i did not jump the red light and stopped. i say person, because i could not see if it was a he or a she in my rear view mirror as their head was barely visible above the steering wheel. it was probably a guy. it really is an eye opener to see what women have to put up with.
this guy has joined my gym and its fucking ridiculous. he actually looks like this in real life. his skin is like tracing paper and you can see the fibres in his muscles through his skin. you cant help but stare when he comes in. it looks so beyond anyone else i have seen.
even in those youtube training videos of phill heath or other body builders, they look a bit puffy when training and then they dry themselves out in the week before competition. this guy appears to be permanently at competition level and never puffy. oh and he is 50!.
would love to be built like and have people beep me and be aggressive. you step out of the car looking like that and i bet everyone would shit themselves.
to be fair, he does not show off and walk around with his shirt off or flexing in the mirror between sets and trying to chat up all the women. he stays on his apparatus and silently does his sets over and over and over again. when he works on a section of muscle, he hammers it repeatedly and hard.
the person behind me was annoyed that i did not jump the red light and stopped. i say person, because i could not see if it was a he or a she in my rear view mirror as their head was barely visible above the steering wheel. it was probably a guy. it really is an eye opener to see what women have to put up with.
this guy has joined my gym and its fucking ridiculous. he actually looks like this in real life. his skin is like tracing paper and you can see the fibres in his muscles through his skin. you cant help but stare when he comes in. it looks so beyond anyone else i have seen.
even in those youtube training videos of phill heath or other body builders, they look a bit puffy when training and then they dry themselves out in the week before competition. this guy appears to be permanently at competition level and never puffy. oh and he is 50!.
would love to be built like and have people beep me and be aggressive. you step out of the car looking like that and i bet everyone would shit themselves.
to be fair, he does not show off and walk around with his shirt off or flexing in the mirror between sets and trying to chat up all the women. he stays on his apparatus and silently does his sets over and over and over again. when he works on a section of muscle, he hammers it repeatedly and hard.
this is funny.
Wednesday, 12 April 2017
men in their cars
i own 1 car, but i have an access to another car which i also sometimes drive. my car is a large moderately expensive german saloon car and the other car is a small cheaper car. the large car is the type of executive saloon usually driven by men, whereas the other small car is the type of car usually drive by women.
because my gym is towards central london, i usually take the small car. its better to drive in the small traffic clogged roads and its easier to find a parking space. i think its a very good and practical city car. it does not show other road users how large my cock is, or how wealthy i am, but its a good car.
i am a slow careful drive and i have noticed something interesting. whenever i take the big car, i dont have any problems or issues, but whenever i take the small car, i get constantly beeped at, and get assholes driving aggressively behind me. it must be because of the car, because i drive the same way in both.
a few weeks ago, an uber cab got close behind me and staring honking his horn. further down the road i stopped at a light and he pulled alongside. he looked across at me and i am pretty sure he was not expecting to see a man driving that car and was probably not expecting the volley of abuse i was shouting at him. needless to say, he did not say a word and drove off hastily as the lights changed.
yesterday a similar thing happened only this time it was a van driver. pulling up really close behind me and being aggressive. i am pretty sure, he did it because of the car i was in. what must it be like for women driving and having to put up with that shit all the time. i only have to put up with it a couple times a week and have the benefit of being able to shout abuse back at whoever it is. anyway, i deliberately slowed down and drove at 18 mph and slower than the traffic ahead of me all the way down the road and while he was behind me. oddly enough, he seemed to be getting more and more irate. fuck you, you cunt. you cant intimidate me. not only that, i will drive slower just to annoy you more than you already were.
run the jewels - kill your masters.
because my gym is towards central london, i usually take the small car. its better to drive in the small traffic clogged roads and its easier to find a parking space. i think its a very good and practical city car. it does not show other road users how large my cock is, or how wealthy i am, but its a good car.
i am a slow careful drive and i have noticed something interesting. whenever i take the big car, i dont have any problems or issues, but whenever i take the small car, i get constantly beeped at, and get assholes driving aggressively behind me. it must be because of the car, because i drive the same way in both.
a few weeks ago, an uber cab got close behind me and staring honking his horn. further down the road i stopped at a light and he pulled alongside. he looked across at me and i am pretty sure he was not expecting to see a man driving that car and was probably not expecting the volley of abuse i was shouting at him. needless to say, he did not say a word and drove off hastily as the lights changed.
yesterday a similar thing happened only this time it was a van driver. pulling up really close behind me and being aggressive. i am pretty sure, he did it because of the car i was in. what must it be like for women driving and having to put up with that shit all the time. i only have to put up with it a couple times a week and have the benefit of being able to shout abuse back at whoever it is. anyway, i deliberately slowed down and drove at 18 mph and slower than the traffic ahead of me all the way down the road and while he was behind me. oddly enough, he seemed to be getting more and more irate. fuck you, you cunt. you cant intimidate me. not only that, i will drive slower just to annoy you more than you already were.
run the jewels - kill your masters.
Saturday, 25 March 2017
the decline of western civilisation - Part 4...i think....i lost count.
i have a friend who constantly posts on facebook. its just mostly shit and not interesting unless its a picture of somewhere nice he has been.
one of his friends wrote one of those click-bait statuses asking if you could have meet any person in the world even from history, regardless of whether they were dead or alive today, who would you choose?.
its a needy question because its only purpose is to generate traffic on your page. so might be a bit of a cunt for asking it in the first place.
anyways, my friend writes back he would like to meet Tony Robbins, who apparently is an author of self help books, and kelly slater, the surfer.
i know there are no right or wrong answers but fuck me!!.
Jesus, Castro, Dr Martin Luther King, Malcolm X, Simon Bolivar, Patrice Lumumba, Che Guevara, Eugene Debs, Gandhi, Einstein, Shakespeare, Prince, Marlon Brando, Marilyn Monroe,....you can make a long list of some informed or just interesting people he could have chosen,and he picks some bloke who writes self help books and a surfer. these are the 2 most interesting people in the history of civilisation?. fuck me.
one of his friends wrote one of those click-bait statuses asking if you could have meet any person in the world even from history, regardless of whether they were dead or alive today, who would you choose?.
its a needy question because its only purpose is to generate traffic on your page. so might be a bit of a cunt for asking it in the first place.
anyways, my friend writes back he would like to meet Tony Robbins, who apparently is an author of self help books, and kelly slater, the surfer.
i know there are no right or wrong answers but fuck me!!.
Jesus, Castro, Dr Martin Luther King, Malcolm X, Simon Bolivar, Patrice Lumumba, Che Guevara, Eugene Debs, Gandhi, Einstein, Shakespeare, Prince, Marlon Brando, Marilyn Monroe,....you can make a long list of some informed or just interesting people he could have chosen,and he picks some bloke who writes self help books and a surfer. these are the 2 most interesting people in the history of civilisation?. fuck me.
Monday, 20 March 2017
Thursday, 9 March 2017
Dylan
am not that up on pop music these days, because i do not listen to commercial radio that much anymore, but i am aware that Ed Sheeran is very popular these days. had not heard any of his music though.
over the last few weeks i have been listening to pop radio and they have been playing some of his new songs from his latest album. its kind of like folk/pop guitar music with lyrics that are trying to tell a story. fuck me, it is shit. shallow cliched lyrics reminiscing about his teen years (i thought he still was a teen), and girls, but in a really unsophisticated insincere obvious way. utter shit.
if kids think he is a big deal wait till they here someone with real talent and great lyrics. their minds will melt.
if kids think he is a big deal wait till they here someone with real talent and great lyrics. their minds will melt.
melt your minds to Bob Dylan. Hurricane.
Thursday, 2 March 2017
Saturday, 18 February 2017
Tuesday, 14 February 2017
proof
was cycling home last weekend and was just a couple of streets away from my house. I saw a guy come out of his flat wearing a tan camel coat and i thought to myself, that guy looks like a cunt. he walked over to his car and got in. it was an Audi A3. i rest my case.
Sunday, 12 February 2017
Tears For Fears - Sowing The Seeds Of Love
In Britain and the US, the politicians are sowing the seeds of hate. lets hope they will soon crawl back under the rocks they crawled out from, without doing too much lasting damage.
this song is epic.
this song is epic.
Thursday, 2 February 2017
Monday, 23 January 2017
Insignia
BMWs had their time when they were driven by cunts. Audi's are still driven by cunts particularly 23 year old cockney chavs who work in desktop support or in the post room of a city firm driving around in their £299 a month personal credit plan financed A3. you are a cunt.
But there is a new champion of cunts i have noticed recently. men who drive Vauxhall Insignias. pretty much any time i spot one, either when driving or cycling, i stay a little further away from them anticipating that they might be a cunt, and there has yet to be an occasion where they have not been.
anyone who spends nearly 20 grand on a vauxhall is bound to be a cunt, who has too much gel in his hair, wears gingham check shirts with windsor collars, slim fit trousers and brown shoes and a camel coat. brown shoes and camel coats are the uniform for cunts.
they have gym memberships but use it for the spin classes and they have oakely sunglasses. they have bluetooth sports headphones and the latest nike air ankle trainers in luminous green and orange and the latest Nike pro combat compression shirts but they have got the physique of someone whose diet consists of little else than nandos chcicken burgers and costa coffees. have you noticed that you have been going to that gym for 3 years mate and you still are bench pressing 40Kg. cunt.
they live in rented flats in new build apartments in suburbs north of london or the spray tan douchbag capital of the england, essex. your flat is on a rental finance deal so why not the car you drive and your 65inch TV and your shitty salvatore ferragamo dickhead brown shoes, eh.
they all think there are too many immigrants and they voted Brexit not realising that their jobs will be on the line since they followed their ideological and sartorial hero Farage. that is what happens when you leave school at 16 and get a job as a sales rep you mockney home counties twats. Vauxhall Insignia drivers are cunts.
But there is a new champion of cunts i have noticed recently. men who drive Vauxhall Insignias. pretty much any time i spot one, either when driving or cycling, i stay a little further away from them anticipating that they might be a cunt, and there has yet to be an occasion where they have not been.
anyone who spends nearly 20 grand on a vauxhall is bound to be a cunt, who has too much gel in his hair, wears gingham check shirts with windsor collars, slim fit trousers and brown shoes and a camel coat. brown shoes and camel coats are the uniform for cunts.
they have gym memberships but use it for the spin classes and they have oakely sunglasses. they have bluetooth sports headphones and the latest nike air ankle trainers in luminous green and orange and the latest Nike pro combat compression shirts but they have got the physique of someone whose diet consists of little else than nandos chcicken burgers and costa coffees. have you noticed that you have been going to that gym for 3 years mate and you still are bench pressing 40Kg. cunt.
they live in rented flats in new build apartments in suburbs north of london or the spray tan douchbag capital of the england, essex. your flat is on a rental finance deal so why not the car you drive and your 65inch TV and your shitty salvatore ferragamo dickhead brown shoes, eh.
they all think there are too many immigrants and they voted Brexit not realising that their jobs will be on the line since they followed their ideological and sartorial hero Farage. that is what happens when you leave school at 16 and get a job as a sales rep you mockney home counties twats. Vauxhall Insignia drivers are cunts.
Friday, 13 January 2017
Wednesday, 11 January 2017
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