i fucking hate driving in London. its shit. the roads are full of cunts. i had said previously drivers of small audi cars were cunts and they now have someone to share the title with. drivers of land rover discovery. anyone who buys a land rover discovery in london is a cunt anyway, even without their cuntish driving and needless aggressiveness.
buy a proper range rover you cunt. oh no, you cant because you have not got a hundred grand spare, you underedecuted pleb. so he ends up buying a discovery. a shit land rover. the shittest land rover.
when you buy the lowest cheapest model made by a manufacturer it is a sign of desperation. just desperately reaching for that badge. someone in a proper range rover autobiography is not driving like a cunt. they are too scared of damaging their big car and they are too chilled enjoying the silky smooth ride and plush leather seats and high end stereo.
someone driving a discovery is bitter by default. he is permanently annoyed because he is pretending to be rich, but knows a discovery is all he can afford and he knows its crap. he is disappointed in himself constantly. that explains why he drives like a fucking twat all the time. i would rather take the bus or an uber than drive that piece of shit you are in.
this is carly rae jepsen - cut to the feeling. its a banging pop tune. i wonder what cunts in land rover discovery's listen to. ed sheeran, or any U2 album after Achtung baby in 1991. cunts.
buy a proper range rover you cunt. oh no, you cant because you have not got a hundred grand spare, you underedecuted pleb. so he ends up buying a discovery. a shit land rover. the shittest land rover.
when you buy the lowest cheapest model made by a manufacturer it is a sign of desperation. just desperately reaching for that badge. someone in a proper range rover autobiography is not driving like a cunt. they are too scared of damaging their big car and they are too chilled enjoying the silky smooth ride and plush leather seats and high end stereo.
someone driving a discovery is bitter by default. he is permanently annoyed because he is pretending to be rich, but knows a discovery is all he can afford and he knows its crap. he is disappointed in himself constantly. that explains why he drives like a fucking twat all the time. i would rather take the bus or an uber than drive that piece of shit you are in.
this is carly rae jepsen - cut to the feeling. its a banging pop tune. i wonder what cunts in land rover discovery's listen to. ed sheeran, or any U2 album after Achtung baby in 1991. cunts.
