Friday 26 April 2019

audi cunts

see, i told you people who drive low end audis are cunts.

i was driving back from the gym and someone suddenly braked in front of me to take a left turn. i had noticed that they had been driving erratically and i dont think they knew where they were going. no problem. i braked as well, but the audi A4 behind me got upset and started beeping at me. obviously i should not have stopped and just crashed into the car in front. 

then after the car in front had made its turn, the audi started tailgating me and then overtook aggressively passing close. he was very annoyed.

it was a dark coloured 2009 audi a4 estate diesel. i would be annoyed if i had to drive around in a 10 year old piece of shit like that as well. i would be angry that i would have to pay 12.50/day surcharge to enter central London in that piece of crap. i would be angry with myself that i did not work harder in school so that i could get a better paying job that would mean i could afford a decent car. 

.....and maybe it stung more that despite the benefit of systematic and institutional racism, he got momentarily held up behind the child of immigrants driving a Benz. reap it you cunt. 





Wednesday 10 April 2019

Hussle and Motivate - Nipsey Hussle (Official Video)



from the best album of 2018.

i occasionally mention how many cunts i come across in London. Nipsey Hussle was shot and killed last week. it turns out there are cunts in LA as well.

RIP Nipsey Hussle.