A Pandemic of idiots

i have started running a few months ago because i could feel i was getting very unfit and sedentary during lockdown. i usually run around my local park but i have also started to going to nearby running track. its much nicer running on a flat track in lanes.........except for the fact that despite it being written down on the rules, some people walk around the track in lane 1. lanes 1 -3 are for runners and lanes 4-6 are for walking and for the real dumbasses, yes, you go anti clockwise. 

today some silly woman was walking slowly in lane 1 and was talking to her phone. i ran past her at least 6 times and despite me spitting, blowing hard and passing within a few centirmers of her, she just carried on strolling in lane 1 like a fucking dumbass. i was not the only person running. this track is for exercise you daft cow, if you want to gossip on your phone, you can do it in lane 6. 

then to top it off, i am running up the back straight and there is a guy walking in lane 1 in the opposite direction. well done mate, you are even dumber than the dumb cunt on the phone, who is at least walking around the track in the right direction. evidently the scowl on my face, the fact that i started running faster towards him and my clear intention of running into him if need be, made him suddenly jump out of the way. fuck me people are stupid. 

then on the way home some cunt, in a BMW 5 series starts waving his arms at me because i had the nerve to give way to a bus. giving way to another vehicle was clearly was intolerable and he started tailgating me and waving his arms like someone having a seizure. if only he really was. as soon as the road widened up a little he floored it and overtook me aggresively, only then to get stuck behind a bus. fucking dickhead, and oh, you BMW is shit. you did not even get the M-sport version, but just got a 530 SE. it looks shit. 

last week i was in the car with my wife and driving down a narrow road a car comes speeding towards me in the opposite direction like an idiot. he had a place to pull in and let me by but being the cunt he was, he passed it by 5 meters and then we just got stuck looking at each other. either i back up 100m or you back up 5m. what will be quicker you fucking low IQ dumbass?. well done, you dick head, it will be quicker for you and me, if you back up 5m which he did. as i am going past him, he winds his window down and shouts "say thank you then you twat". my wife turned to me and said, "he seems angry.", to which i replied, "well if you look at it from his perspective, you would be angry too if if you were fat, ginger, drove a nissan on a lease and had an ugly wife".  

RIP DMX