Sunday 11 November 2012

winter

after my close shave with a white van driver, it would appear that olympic time trial champion and current tour de france winner, bradley wiggins was not quite as lucky. what is it with people that drive white vans?. actually there are 3 vehicles you have to watch out for. white van drivers, taxi drivers, and people who drive 2 seater bmws like the Z3 and Z4. Z4's are almost exclusively driven by complete idiots

again on saturday a z4 came charging up from behind me just as i was coming to a left turn and he had just got about 2 meters in front of me before he made a sharp left right across me. he could clearly see i was there because it was daylight and he came from far behind me, but because he was a Z4 driver he was a dickhead and its normal behaviour for them. as i passed him at the traffic light he was stopped at, i shouted across to him "is it only cunts that are allowed to buy Z4's or can anyone else get one, you fucking wanker!!". 

again, i know its a little agressive and leary to say that to someone but there is no way in hell i could lose a fight to someone driving a Z4. this guy looked like he went to the gym but only to use the sunbed and besides, i am juiced up on creatine the last couple of weeks and that shit is like miracle grow. i am miles stronger than i was a few weeks ago. had he got out and fancied himself as a pugilist he might have needed to go to a dentist to replace some teeth instead of just getting them whitened as it looked like he was going for that american newsreader look.

in other news, i passed my windows server 2012 exam. there aren't any other 2012 exams out that moment that i could do even if i wanted to so it looks like thats me done for a few weeks at least. 

had lunch with a friend of mine who said there was a job going at his place and that he would like to hire me for it. i told him i would go for it but i did make clear that i did not want the fact that i knew him to prejudice the process and that i would prefer if someone else would interview me and for them to take references from other employers i had been at and not from where i worked with him at. i would want the job because i was the best person out there and not for any other reason. will see what happens. 

today i have mostly been listening to tori amos - winter. fantastic song and performance. 


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